Life is probably more like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans, as Ron Weasley describe it, “When they say every flavour, they mean every flavour - you know you get all the ordinary ones like chocolate and peppermint and marmalade, but then you can get spinach and liver and tripe. George reckons he had a bogey-flavoured one once." And you sure don’t know what you gonna get.